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Roshambo · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:22 am Post subject: Don't Lie to your Mom.

-Never Lie To Mom-

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother
couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Bart and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Bart came to John and said, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother,

I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Bart, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Bart. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,
Mom

Lesson of the Day - Don't lie to your Mom.

Ok, so I changed the names to protect the innocent, but it's still funny. Very Happy

-Joe

84transam383 · Banned Joined: 25 Jan 2004 Posts: 431 Location: bend, or

LMAO!

changing the names made it all the funnier!!!! hahahahah,im still laughing

TecherB · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:44 am Post subject:

not funny i wonder if jess wil remove it?

Dewey316 · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:08 am Post subject:

i do like the fact that in your little story, bart is the she

btw joe....

:: finger ::

Roshambo · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject:

Jess · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:33 pm Post subject:

90RSrocks · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:28 pm Post subject:

That's some hilarious stuff there. Bart dude, you are a cool guy, don't take it personally. If they didn't like you/want you in the crew, they would distance themselves from you, instead of joking with you like this. If you are secure in your manhood, jokes like that shouldn't bother you. Just my opinion of course.

'92 camaro boss · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:50 am Post subject:

ok.. so i get bored and look at old posts.. lol, i couldn't stop laughin at this one..

flea · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:44 am Post subject:

its funny but who is "Bart" and "Jess" and "Joe"
I just don't know any of the principle players in this drama Confused

Twilightoptics · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:48 am Post subject:

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:01 am Post subject:

Yeah, I was like..Joe posted, and Jess, and wait Mark Barnes??!?!?!

LOL. I am glad to see I am not the only one who didn't notice the date for a while...

Kage87Z · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject:

"I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Bart, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Bart. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."

I dunno... how great can a "she" named "Bart" look?

/me ponders....

Demon · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:31 am Post subject: