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Roshambo Member

Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 280 Location: Sacramento, CA
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:22 am Post subject: Don't Lie to your Mom. |
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-Never Lie To Mom-
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother
couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Bart and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Bart came to John and said, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Bart, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Bart. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
Lesson of the Day - Don't lie to your Mom.
Ok, so I changed the names to protect the innocent, but it's still funny.
-Joe _________________ 1970 Cadillac Sedan DeVille Hardtop - 472/TH400, Air Bags with 10 switches, Memphis Audio.
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84transam383 Banned
Joined: 25 Jan 2004 Posts: 431 Location: bend, or
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:28 am Post subject: |
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LMAO!
changing the names made it all the funnier!!!! hahahahah,im still laughing |
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TecherB Princess B
Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 390 Location: Some place between gresham and portland
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:44 am Post subject: |
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| not funny i wonder if jess wil remove it? |
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Dewey316 The Lama

Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 7295 Location: Bringing the tech
1990 Chevrolet Camaro RS
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:08 am Post subject: |
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i do like the fact that in your little story, bart is the she
btw joe....
:: finger :: |
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Roshambo Member

Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 280 Location: Sacramento, CA
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| TecherB wrote: | | not funny i wonder if jess wil remove it? |
Aww, come on Bart. It was just a joke dude.
-Joe |
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Jess Administrator
Joined: 24 Nov 2003 Posts: 429 Location: Mount Vernon, WA
1988 Pontiac Formula
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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| TecherB wrote: | | not funny i wonder if jess wil remove it? |
Nope, Jess will not remove it. I'll leave that up to Joe if he chooses. |
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90RSrocks Member

Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 421 Location: Klamath Falls, Oregon
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| That's some hilarious stuff there. Bart dude, you are a cool guy, don't take it personally. If they didn't like you/want you in the crew, they would distance themselves from you, instead of joking with you like this. If you are secure in your manhood, jokes like that shouldn't bother you. Just my opinion of course. |
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'92 camaro boss Member

Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 410
1992 Chevrolet Camaro RS
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:50 am Post subject: |
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ok.. so i get bored and look at old posts.. lol, i couldn't stop laughin at this one.. _________________
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flea Member

Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 1246 Location: Raymond WA
1991 Chevrolet Camaro RS
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:44 am Post subject: |
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its funny but who is "Bart" and "Jess" and "Joe"
I just don't know any of the principle players in this drama  |
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Twilightoptics Hardcore (12sec Club)

Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 9191 Location: Auburn , WA
1987 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| 90RSrocks wrote: | | That's some hilarious stuff there. Bart dude, you are a cool guy, don't take it personally. If they didn't like you/want you in the crew, they would distance themselves from you, instead of joking with you like this. If you are secure in your manhood, jokes like that shouldn't bother you. Just my opinion of course. |
HE'S ALIVE?!
EDIT: Just realized someone brought this post from the dead. _________________ A redline a day keeps the carbon away! |
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Dewey316 The Lama

Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 7295 Location: Bringing the tech
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I was like..Joe posted, and Jess, and wait Mark Barnes??!?!?!
LOL. I am glad to see I am not the only one who didn't notice the date for a while... |
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Kage87Z Member

Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Posts: 436 Location: 12 Second Club
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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"I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Bart, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Bart. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
I dunno... how great can a "she" named "Bart" look?
/me ponders.... _________________ "Are you guys ready? Let's roll."
Todd Beamer - 9/11
Never Forget
My 69's story: http://myspace.com/69camaro454
My 87 Z/28's tale of woah... http://myspace.com/87Zcamaro383 |
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Demon 12sec Club

Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 1189 Location: You're not worthy
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:31 am Post subject: |
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| Kage87Z wrote: | "I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Bart, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Bart. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
I dunno... how great can a "she" named "Bart" look?
/me ponders.... | it's short for Bartalia |
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