Cascade Crew

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On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."

On another septic tank truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 Business."


In a Gynecologist's Office:
"Doctor Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."


On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip; call your plumber."


Pizza Shop slogan:
"Seven days without pizza makes one weak."


On a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg; we want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-Smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Solicitors welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet:
miss a car payment."

In a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We will be delighted if you send in your payment;
however, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully; we'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

And, last but not least:
Sign at a Radiator shop in Chicago:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[Schultzy89GTA]

hehe some good ones in there Dan!

-Schultzy

[Jess]

Good ones Dan. I like the muffler shop and electric company ones