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alloy T56 Elitist
Joined: 25 Jan 2004 Posts: 1716 Location: Vancouver, WA
1987 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:59 pm Post subject: Signs |
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On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
On another septic tank truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 Business."
In a Gynecologist's Office:
"Doctor Jones, at your cervix."
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip; call your plumber."
Pizza Shop slogan:
"Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
On a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg; we want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-Smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence:
"Solicitors welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet:
miss a car payment."
In a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We will be delighted if you send in your payment;
however, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully; we'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."
And, last but not least:
Sign at a Radiator shop in Chicago:
"Best place in town to take a leak." |
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Schultzy89GTA M.R.A. (11sec Club)
Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 4415 Location: Gresham, OR
1989 Pontiac GTA
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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hehe some good ones in there Dan!
-Schultzy _________________ Red Sled: 89 GTA, 383, TKO, N2O
12.73 @ 109.39, 1.793 60 \ 11.794 @ 121.16, 1.62 60 (old combo) |
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Jess Administrator
Joined: 24 Nov 2003 Posts: 426 Location: Mount Vernon, WA
1988 Pontiac Formula
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Good ones Dan. I like the muffler shop and electric company ones _________________ '88 Formula
'95 Trans Am - Sold
'88 GTA - Sold
'89 Firebird V6 - Sold |
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