Cascade Crew

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:26 am Post subject: Friendship

Are you as tired of all the sappy "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry
bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (Naw, let you choke on the blue John)

3. When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid. (John)

4. When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused -
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

This is my oath.... I pledge it till the end. Why? you may ask. Because
you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you
can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now
anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move the body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:45 am Post subject:

Ohhh.... to remeber what it was like to smile....

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:58 am Post subject:

Well as Mike said, get that mojo working and go get a smile on your face Wink

The cobwebs are for Mike, not you LMAO

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:41 pm Post subject:

I have a big 'ol smile on my face this morning Wink

Haven't seen Dewey smile since, hmmm, haven't seen dewey smile. Well almost smiled when I tried to get the waitress to give up her phone number for him but he clammed up. :sigh: Me wonders about the future of our society.

Thumbs up

on the friendship piece... that sounds about right for the crew!

-Schultzy

Twilightoptics · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:43 pm Post subject:

I havn't smiled in months....... Laughing

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:54 pm Post subject:

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject:

hehe I've tried Dan.

You can lead a horse to stud but... Shrug

-Schultzy

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:06 pm Post subject:

Well did you try the birds and the bees speech yet on them? That seems to work most of the time in these stubborn cases Wink

rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328

I smile all of the time. Cool

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject:

1.5 times a day.....

Twilightoptics · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:33 pm Post subject:

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:43 pm Post subject:

Methinks that Dewey was referring to 'The Quota'.

Rod is a lucky man Thumbs up

Go get it Hammer!

Wink

-Schultzy

rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328

Get er Done. Laughing

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:46 pm Post subject:

Hammer Hammer Hammer!

hehe

-Schultzy

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:02 pm Post subject:

Hmmm, 1.5 times a day huh?

So Hammer, please explain 1.5 times per day to us. Inquiring minds want to know how this is accomplished Wink

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:07 pm Post subject:

See Dan, This is what you miss when you don't go to the Cows.... Wink

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:07 pm Post subject:

he would but he is, ummm, busy Very Happy

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject:

Ok, understand.

But is he on the 1, or the .5 this time ???????

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject:

Actualy, It was a 500 times a year goal...

Just works out to about 1.5 times a Day.

well, 1.36 if you are the technical type.

alloy · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:19 pm Post subject:

Well 500 per year huh, wonder what his viagra bill is per month Wink