Cascade Crew

chevymad · Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:26 pm Post subject: Furds..

Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest.

SPEED KILLS - Drive a Ford and live forever.

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Ford?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q: Why are there footpaths beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.

If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Ford...

You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.
You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.
When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.
While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.
You have preferred customer status at Appco Auto Parts.
You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.
You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.
When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.
People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.
In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes

for 2005 Ford is marketing a German Shepard edition. that way you have company on the walk home.
did you know newer Ford trucks have heated tailgates so people dont get frostbite while pushing?
extra large rear bumpers for ease of pushing with tow truck

Forged Outta Recycled Dumpsters
Fools Oughta Ride Donkeys
Found On Reservasion Dump
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freakin Old Rusted Dodge
Forget Out Running Dodge

Very Happy

You're turn Rodney! Razz

rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328

OUCH

At least this way I just have to master fixxing this one, instead of having a dozen Chevys in a grassy field so that one rust free pickup can be built from the salvagable remains of GM's finest. Razz

I won't even talk about Dodges, just get a flat tire and suddenly it is a parts truck. Very Happy

RSFreak · Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:52 pm Post subject:

I thought it was "F*cked On Race Day"?!?! Laughing

Ford backwards: Driver Returns On Foot. Razz

Dewey316 · Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:50 pm Post subject:

90% of Ford Trucks are still on the road.....

the other 10% made it home.

Midnight Sun · Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:54 pm Post subject:

rjmcgee · The Hammer Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 2328