Cascade Crew

alloy · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:25 am Post subject: World's shortest fairly tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went hunting, dancing,
camping, drank beer, never shaved, never had to ask directions, had car parts in the living room, had sex with whomever he pleased and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:53 am Post subject:

Hey, I cover most of those. Very Happy

iansane · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:59 am Post subject:

Twilightoptics · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:20 am Post subject:

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:25 am Post subject:

I need to work on #2 and #8.

Quasi-Traction · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:03 am Post subject:

neat story:

Comedy or Tragedy?

alloy · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:05 am Post subject:

Twilightoptics · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:03 am Post subject: