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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:13 pm Post subject: Answer to woodchuck could chuck wood |
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
There are several conflicting theories on this matter.- A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the woodchucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked wood. But some of the woodchucks threw the wood at people.
- Another renowned scientist published an article that stated, "During my study of the woodchuck, I came to the conclusion that woodchucks don't chuck wood but do drink beer."
- The proper name for the animal is Groundhog. Therefore the question should be, "How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?"
- About as many boards as the bored Mongol hordes would hoard if the bored Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
- Dr. Seuss supposed he would chuck, he would, as much as he could, he would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
- It depends on how many female woodchucks are present.
- QwkBert |
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