Cascade Crew

[alloy]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in
prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant
me one wish." At once the sky clouded above his head
and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish".
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can
drive over anytime I want to." The Lord said, "Your
request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics
of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific!

The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a
wish you think would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he
said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four
times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and
insensitive. I wish that I could understand women.
I want to know how they feel inside, what they are
thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why
they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing", and
how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes of contemplation, God said,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[Midnight Sun]

Man... no speed traps for like 600 miles.

You have any idea how fast you could go on that road?