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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:44 pm Post subject: Problem with metal detectors |
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Dear QwkBert,
I have this problem when walking into any stores with those metal detectors, they go off almost all the time. I will interchange my clothes on the chance one of them has a tag that sets them off. No luck. I sometimes have employees/loss prevention dudes following me at the local Target. I have even gone in with as little clothing legally, and morally, acceptable!
A few years ago I probed my scalp with an o-scope, and to my amazement picked up my brain's frequencies in AC. It flunctuated between a few Khz to MHz.
Are the detectors picking up my brain waves? Is that safe? Or did the military put something in me?
Signed,
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Probed Veteran,
It's those gigantic nuts of steel that you grew when in the military. After you've been a civilian a while they'll shrink down to the size of BB's and you won't have any more problems with metal detectors.
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