Cascade Crew

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BACKUP-What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE-Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
BUG-The reason you give for calling in sick.
BYTE-What your pit bull dun to cusin Bart.
CACHE-Needed when you run out of food stamps.
CHIP-Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
TERMINAL-Time to call the undertaker.
CRASH-When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
DIGITAL-The art of counting on your fingers.
DISKETTE-Female Disco dancer.
FAX-What you lie about to the IRS.
HACKER-Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
HARDCOPY-Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
INTERNET-Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
KEYBOARD-Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
MAC-Bart's favorite food.
MEGAHERTZ-How your head feels after 17 beers.
MODEM-What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
MOUSE PAD-Where Mickey and Minnie live.
NETWORK-Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ONLINE-Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM-Where the pope lives.
SCREEN-Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
SERIAL PORT-A red wine you drink with breakfast.
SUPERCONDUCTOR-Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI-What you call your week-old underwear.
DOWNLOAD-Getting the firewood off the pickup.
WINDOWS-What you shut when it gets cold.
LOG ON-Making the wood stove hotter.
HARD DRIVE-Getting home during the mud season.