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White Crayons. Why?

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While, there has been a lot of speculation on this over the years. Some would have you think, that it is a grand conspiracy by the Klan, to indoctrinate people. Others, will say, it is so that the ACLU of other countries, doesn't sue crayola over not including the white minority. Other people will try to give you stupid easy answers, like "black paper". I have even heard a theory, that they are for use by blind children.

Now, I don't claim to be the sharpest crayon in the box (ohhh...do you get it...crayon...I kill myself sometimes). But I would have to say, that none of these theory's have any real merrit. I mean...pfff...black paper! You have to be kidding me.

Which leaves only one possible correct answer. Its a plot by the CIA. If you have ever seen the movie "Mecury Rising", you will know that the CIA is always trying to find the overly smart people in our society, and exploit their savant like skills. Thus, the white crayon. While it seems utterly useless, they really have a secret wax based circuitry system in them, that lets the government know who is using them. The people smart enough to use a white crayon, are then snatched by the CIA, and exploited into doing crazy things like breaking Russian encription.

See, here is the Lama's tip of day. Don't use the bloody white crayon. Don't say I didn't warn you.

(shoot, I just gave the secret away. Now I can never go home...as I am sure they will be waiting for me.)

Sticking with real colors.
--The Lama