QwkTrip 11sec Club

Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 3942 Location: Peoria, IL
1989 Pontiac Firebird
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: Song about import tuners |
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I found this cleaning up the hard drive on my computer. This is several years old but I think you will enjoy it.
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(Sung to the tune of, “My Favorite Things”)
Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I think I look cool from the attention I bring…
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.
Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions
Speakers so loud that you’ll scream in submission
My car really flies ‘cause it has this big wing…
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.
When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face…
I begin to remember what my car can’t do… and then I refuse to race!
Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
Low-profile tires make me think I’m courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They’re part of the package from cutting my springs.
Coffee-can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don’t like what they’re seeing
They’re all just so jealous, for I am the king…
I rule the street after cutting my springs!
When the night falls, when we all go home, while I can’t wait…
If I’m such a stud after cutting my springs… Why can’t I get a date? |
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