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miamivice
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Location: Seattle, WA
1982 Pontiac Trans Am
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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 5:37 pm Post subject: If you get pulled over....Don't do |
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12 THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP IN YOUR THIRD GEN
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph
to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy, Barney, or Rosco P. Coaltrain?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over?
Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around.
That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't
respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed,
have you been eating doughnuts?"
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84transam383
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Joined: 25 Jan 2004
Posts: 431
Location: bend, or
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| Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| LMAO the doughnut ones teh funny! |
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TecherB
Princess B
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 390
Location: Some place between gresham and portland
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| Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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john could never say
| Quote: | 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
me a warning, too! |
he has never had a warning |
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84transam383
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Location: bend, or
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| Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| TecherB wrote: | john could never say
| Quote: | 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
me a warning, too! |
he has never had a warning |
all that HP johns car radiates sends the cops $$ signs  |
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rjmcgee
The Hammer
Joined: 08 Jan 2004
Posts: 2320
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| Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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He could also never use this one
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph
to keep up with me. Good job!
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rice B-4
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Joined: 24 Jan 2004
Posts: 55
Location: Portland, OR
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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now see you guys aren't being fair to the Lama, according to DEQ he is running rich, so he might be up in the 140 hp range. That would make 125 mph I would think.  |
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Dewey316
The Lama
Joined: 08 Jan 2004
Posts: 7295
Location: Bringing the tech
1990 Chevrolet Camaro RS
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 4:21 am Post subject: |
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hahah.
Bart, i have had a warning. actauly 2  both the night that mark and i put the centerforce in.
Rodney,
i have gone 125 before :p |
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Midnight Sun
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
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Location: Ellensurg, Washington Name: Eric Haugland
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| Dewey316 wrote: |
Rodney,
i have gone 125 before :p |
Kilometers an hour dont count! 
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84transam383
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:47 am Post subject: |
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| Midnight Sun wrote: | | Dewey316 wrote: |
Rodney,
i have gone 125 before :p |
Kilometers an hour dont count! |
or down hill with a 40 mph tail wind |
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