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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:40 am    Post subject: dern it, me and my way of figuring stuff.... Reply with quote

Them stupid birds crapping all over my car; yeah, hello its me again.

did you know the earth is approx 5,490,232,704,000,000 sq ft. while my car is approx 67.2 sq ft. The odds are they should never NEVER EVER hit it accidentally. those feathered ba$tards are doing it on purpose... they are hunting me down and defecating all over my car on purpose.

Oh I got something for them... Bang bang
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Knee deep,

I apologize for the slow response on the inital problem.

I do have to point out a flaw in your logic though.

Of the 5,490,323,704,000,000 sq ft, only 1,589,068,800,000,000 sq feet are land mass. Of that land mass, 1,170,892,800,000,000 sq feet are exposed year round. The rest of it is covered by ice, or water for some reason.

Now, a study in the Audubon Encyclopedia of North American Birds, that was done in 1951, estimated the global wild bird population to be about 100,000,000,000 (that's 100 Billion). That was an easy number to use for the math, so we will run with that.

That means that for each bird in the world, there is about 11,708 sq/ft of usable land mass. Now, your car accounts for 67.2 sq/ft. That means that if we break each birds land mass, into a new unit call 1 f-body (which is now 67.2 sq/ft) That means that each bird has a territory of 174.24 f-bodies.

If a bird craps 5 times a day, That would mean that statisticly speaking, your should get your car crapped on, once every 34 days.

Not exactly the statistical impobable solution you thought it was.

My best advice. Move away from major water bodies, such as the Pacific Ocean, or Pudget Sound. Your odds will get better if you are in, say, death valley.

The Lama.
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