Cascade Crew

[QwkTrip]

Dear Rodney,

My neighbor got 2 toy poodles earlier in the year. They are friggin ugly and I have learned to hate them (just as I suspected I would). They have a full-time hobby to bark at me. They are small enough to fit through the fence and often come into my yard just to bark at me from a closer distance while quickly searching for a place to take a crap. If I make any moves toward them they run back through the fence and come back later to finish their crap.

Recently I was in my house and the dogs were barking for no reason at all. I watched as one came through the fence into my yard, came to the back door, saw me in my living room,and barked at me from my own rear patio.

What should I do?

[Guest]

Platic forks, and 220v power line.

Enough plastic forks in your back lawn, and the little turds will have no where to turd. 220v line left exposed near any fence openings that they use.

Problem solved. Just make the stuff disapears before you get sued for neglacence.

--The Lama