Cascade Crew

[Guest]

Dear Lama,
I have heard recently, through a non-stop litany of pharmaceutical ads, that 1 in 5 adults has genital herpes.

I recently attended an event attended primarily by a questionable lot that call themselves the 'Cascade Crew'. At this event, I was in the hot tub with 9 other people. Assuming a sample consistent with the statistics above, that would mean that 2 of those individuals are afflicted with genital herpes.

Are the open sores that I am now experiencing on my junk a mere coincidence?

-Itchy on the Interweb

[Guest]

Dear Itchy,

Two word. Campo Phenic. Either the sores will be gone, or your junk will dry up and fall off. If it is the later, just consider it practice for when you get married.

Never jokes about the junk,
The Lama.