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Lonely in Gresham

 
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TecherB
Princess B


Joined: 14 Jan 2004
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Location: Some place between gresham and portland
PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject: Lonely in Gresham Reply with quote
Dear Rodney,


I have had a hard time meeting the right Woman to marry. In my search I have tried blind dates, the shopping market, church, bars, clubs, and college. With out any luck. Because I'm running out of places to search. A cousin of mine sugested an internet dateing service that she used to find her Husband.
I was wondering is this a good idea or just a waste of money?

Thanks
-Lonely In Gresham
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rjmcgee
The Hammer


Joined: 08 Jan 2004
Posts: 2320
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Lonely in Gresham Reply with quote
TecherB wrote:
Dear Rodney,


I have had a hard time meeting the right Woman to marry. In my search I have tried blind dates, the shopping market, church, bars, clubs, and college. With out any luck. Because I'm running out of places to search. A cousin of mine sugested an internet dateing service that she used to find her Husband.
I was wondering is this a good idea or just a waste of money?

Thanks
-Lonely In Gresham


Dear Lonely,

I have thought about this long and hard. It seems that you have covered all avenues in your search for a mate.

The internet is worth a try as long as you remember that the 19 year old brunette with big perky brains your chatting with may in fact look like this,,,


Or even worse yet, her gender undetermined sibiling,,,,




So here is what you do Lonely, start riding the public transit bus in the evenings, but you have wear a suit or something so you look important, like you don't belong on the bus. The other guys riding the bus are losers and that will make you look like a real catch to some lonely girl going home to her empty apartment after a long day at work.

Just make sure you get on the bus that has the dorky giant behind the wheel. That is the bus that the women will be riding since they feel safe with big dorky giants. That is why bus companies like to hire giants, makes the womens comfortable.

So there you go Lonely, you'll be bagging a differant gal every night before you know, then you just pick one that you like and marry her.
It's that easy!!

Good luck,

-Rodney
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