Cascade Crew

alloy · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:44 pm Post subject: America's smartest woman

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the
best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former
U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future
president.
I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator in the United
States Senate. I am also going to be my parties nominee for President." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

Dewey316 · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:53 pm Post subject:

LMAO ! ! !

the world could sure do with one less Hillary Clinton.

Schultzy89GTA · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:01 pm Post subject:

likey

RSFreak · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:47 pm Post subject:

The way I heard it, it was Bill Gates who takes the back pack. Wink