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Men VS women at an ATM

 
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alloy
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Joined: 25 Jan 2004
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Location: Vancouver, WA

1987 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z

PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 10:19 pm    Post subject: Men VS women at an ATM Reply with quote

Men at ATM

1.Pull up to ATM.
2.Insert card.
3.Enter PIN and amount.
4.Take cash,card and receipt.
5.Drive away.

Women at ATM

1.Pull up tp ATM.
2.Back up and pull forward to get closer.
3.Shut off engine.
4.Put keys in purse.
5.Get out of car because you're too far from the machine.
6.Hunt for card in purse.
7.Insert card.
8.Hunt in purse for grocery slip with PIN written on it.
9.Enter PIN.
10.Study instructions.
11.Hit "cancel".
12.Re-enter correct PIN.
13.Check balance.
14.Look for envelope.
15.Look in purse for pen.
16.Make out deposit slip.
17.Endorse checks.
18.Make deposit.
19.Study instructions.
20.Make cash withdrawal.
21.Get in car.
22.Check makeup.
23.Look for keys.
24.Start car.
25.Check makeup.
26.Start pulling away.
27.Stop.
28.Back up to machine.
29.Get out of car.
30.Take card and receipt.
31.Get back in car.
32.Put card in wallet.
33.Put receipt in checkbook.
34.Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook.
35.Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook.
36.Check makeup.
37.Put car in reverse.
38.Put car in drive.
39.Drive away from machine.
40.Drive 3 miles.
41.Release parking brake.
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Dewey316
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Joined: 08 Jan 2004
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Location: Bringing the tech

1990 Chevrolet Camaro RS

PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO.

so true.
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TecherB
Princess B


Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 390
Location: Some place between gresham and portland


PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so did this happen in front of you or were you rideing with your wife when this happend.
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alloy
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Joined: 25 Jan 2004
Posts: 1716
Location: Vancouver, WA

1987 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z

PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't my wife, she has the ATM thing down pat, believe me Sad
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Schultzy89GTA
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Location: Gresham, OR

1989 Pontiac GTA

PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe
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