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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:13 pm    Post subject: Answer to woodchuck could chuck wood Reply with quote

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

There are several conflicting theories on this matter.
  • A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the woodchucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked wood. But some of the woodchucks threw the wood at people.
  • Another renowned scientist published an article that stated, "During my study of the woodchuck, I came to the conclusion that woodchucks don't chuck wood but do drink beer."
  • The proper name for the animal is Groundhog. Therefore the question should be, "How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?"
  • About as many boards as the bored Mongol hordes would hoard if the bored Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
  • Dr. Seuss supposed he would chuck, he would, as much as he could, he would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • It depends on how many female woodchucks are present.


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